TO all my Mates...

[Majj]

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It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy a Position
But not Respect

It can buy Medicine
But not Health

It can buy Blood
But not Life

It can buy Sex
But not Love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:STOCKTICKER w:st="on">CASH</ST1:STOCKTICKER>, MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS,
BAGS OF <ST1:STOCKTICKER w:st="on">GOLD</ST1:STOCKTICKER>, BARS OF PLATINUM, <ST1:STOCKTICKER w:st="on">ETC</ST1:STOCKTICKER>.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.
THEY WILL BE RETURNED. :roflmao2:



WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.....LOL....
:thanx: Marion aka Majj

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[Bill]

Majj,

You are so funny! Goofball! HEHE! I loved it!

[Shirley]

I'll take all the children... :D

[Jean]

I was right up there in thought with Shirley. There is nothing more precious then children. :wub:

Shirley, I guess we'll have to share the kids!! :heart: I'll keep them the first 12 years you can have them the second!!! Sound good to you ? :rotflmao:

[Sue]

:roflmao2: :roflmao2: :roflmao2: Soooo funny:funny:

[vmtwriter]

Majj, what a hilarious promo. :roflmao2::rofl::roflmao2:

What an imagination you have. :thumbup:

[Islandzoo]

lOVE IT!